Image is Everything

According to Time, the White House is scurrying about like rats in a maze looking for incriminating pictures of the President and Jack Abramoff. Indeed, Time claims to have seen five such photos, but the person in posession of them is holding out on releasing them for publication, instead sparking a bidding war among the tabloids.

Won't that be a hoot? Pictures of King George and Cappo-Jack of the AbraMafia glad-handing and mugging on the front page of your morning paper?